Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks

Okay, Japan is always leading the world's innovated thinking ciriculum, churning out both amazing stuff no one would ever think of, and also stuff that is just a sorry excuse for lazy people who lack motivation to stay right where they are. This one falls into the latter.

It seems that there are now chopsticks for around $21, if anyone wants to actually spend that kind of money on an eating utensil, that will dispense sauce on your food for you. What does this mean? Since it's such a pain in the rear to pick up your sushi, dip it into some sauce, then bring the peice of fish to your mouth, the Japanese have taken it upon themselves to now allow you to skip half that process! Just let the chopsticks do all that work for you and you'll be on your way to a lazier lifestyle.

Now, I'm probably one of those people who would actually buy something like this just for the novelty of it, that is, if I had the money to just toss away like that. I suppose it's a good thing to have if you're in a terrible rush, but considering that the Japanese don't typically scarf down their food, my hypothesis kind of bites the dust.

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